And NOT get caught?
2006-10-05 03:13:15 · 53 answers · asked by captainkren 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
get a life dude (I think i'd seen someone was in here earlier that askin da same question but it was a female, would it be ya wife) what do u think?? you moron
2006-10-05 03:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by ★HigHTƹcH★ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How about you just go to the courthouse today and file for a divorce? You are obviously not happy with your marriage and while I am not an advocate of divorce, your wife certainly does not deserve a loser like you.
You must have some real insecurities about yourself ... the need you have to cheat must be an attempt for you to make up a fantasy in your mind that might give you some type of a feeling of achievement.
You give men a bad name. Get a clue.
2006-10-05 03:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are many easy ways to cheat. the hard part is not getting caught. here are some rules to follow:
Successfully having a discreet affair is a two stage process. The first stage is the preperation and the "affair rules" and the second stage is finding someone to have the affair with. Affairs can be exciting, but if they are not conducted in the right way both parties may get hurt. So, it's important you know what's the best way to have an discreet affair. These rules will help you have an exciting affair without being caught.
Stage 1 - The Affair Rules:
1. Don't have an affair with someone you come into contact with every day. This can lead to the other person getting too attached, and you are not in control of where and when you see them.
2. Never mention your "other" life when meeting the person you have an affir with. This might sound obvious, but you'll be surprised at how many people slip up. And it's also good not to create that assosication.
3. Try to stick to phone conversations rather than using text messaging and email. Instant messaging programs (like MSN messenger) are good for online communication.
4. Always keep control of the situation. If you feel like you're getting too involved it might be a good idea to end it.
5. Try to keep your meetings away from public places wherever possible. The less people that suspect you of having an affair the better. Remember, once the rumours start your exciting affair might have to come to an abrupt end.
Stage 2 - Finding the right person to have an affair with
This is probably the most important part of having a successful discreet affair. The "old school" way of finding someone to have an affair with was to hit the bars, clubs and anywhere else that lots of "like minded" people were likely to be hanging out. There are several reasons why this is not a good idea these days...
1. Meeting in a busy public place is the worst idea - way to many people could see or recognize you.
2. There are a lot of crazy people out there, and many of them frequent these places.
3. It can be costly. Buying drinks for someone who might not even be up for it.
4. Things like smoke and alcohol are tell tale signs to your partner that you might be having an affair.
The best way to find someone attractive who is ready to spend time with you is online. Yes, the internet. Using the internet you can browse through hundreds of attractive people, choose the ones you might want to hook up with, and chat to them. If you like them, then you arrange a meeting place to take things further.
This is the best way to have a successful affair. All you have to do is sign up on a dating site and start browsing through the profiles. It's generally free to join, and makes finding someone to have an affair with much easier! there are several. adultfriendfinder.com swappernet.net haveadiscreetaffair.com swapfinder.com and wifelovers.com are several.
have fun, but dont get caught
2006-10-05 03:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The easiest way to cheat and not get caught is grab your dick in your hand and get yourself off and tell NO ONE!
2006-10-05 03:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mark S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if ur gonna cheat you will definitely need:
1)a good alibi like a best friend that your wife trust. He must corroborate ur story...otherwise u will get caught.
2) out of town girls...never get girls from ur neighborhood or town.
3) some women out there dont mind married men cheating on their wife...so let ur mistress know u hv a wife...this way she knows about ur situation and there wont be any awkwardness later.
4) if ur looking for only one night stands...i'd recommend out of towners. NEVER DATE OR ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANYONE BESIDES UR WIFE WITHIN 50 MILE RADIUS...
2006-10-05 03:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by nfocuz00 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry sunshine theres no such thing as not getting caught and any guy who thinks that for a second is just dumb lol.Cheaters always get caught and wives always have a sixth sense as to when it comes to things like this.So if you think shes not suspicious well then think again.
2006-10-05 03:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to cheat??? Why not just get divorced and be single again? Then you wouldn't have to worry about getting caught!
2006-10-05 03:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by curiouszoey01 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are married then why would you want to cheat on your wife. If you really want to cheat then you should get a divorce.
2006-10-05 03:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jennie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well asking that here isnt a very smart idea i'm sure she knows your user name and all she has to do is look at the questions you have asked to find out that you have a plan to cheat on her so i would say tell her you arent happy anymore and ask for a divorce
2006-10-05 03:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,but most women have a second sense when it comes to this.Most women know when their husband is cheating,just a feeling we get.Most times we are 100% correct.If you are unhappy in your marriage,then do something about it.Cheating on someone that loves you is a terrible thing to do.I had it done to me,and it hurts very much.
2006-10-05 03:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by stellablue1959 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a fool, what the heck is going on with people now days? Marriage is suppose to be sanctity, honesty, devotion, and love. Do her a favor, and get out before you hurt her.
2006-10-05 03:17:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋