What's the best insult or threat that you're saving up for the right occasion? (which can be posted legally on a public forum, obviously)
I was watching a film with Clint Eastwood the other day and one guy said to the other "I'll kick you so hard that you'll be wearing your a s s as a hat"
I'm remembering it for someone who really p*sses me off.... Feel free to use it yourselves though!
2006-10-05 03:06:48 · 53 answers · asked by J C 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his *** and teach him to walk backwards."
"There was a time when you took my breath away. Now you're just sucking the life out of me."
"Those are nice shoes. What size hoof is that?"
"Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?"
"Is that a roll of certs in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
2006-10-05 03:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Can't think of anything at the moment, but I remember what really p***ed my father (an Anglican priest) off. It was when he told someone they were a complete idiot, but not in those words, and got the reply, 'Oh! and you're a Vicar!'
I have a memory like an elephant and I'm also a Scorpio. Don't mess with me. I'll bide my time and at this moment I don't know what I'll do or say, but make no mistake, I'll get you in the end.
2006-10-05 03:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a little annoyed with someone right now, so if she were to make me really annoyed I would point out that her immature boyfriend said, "I'm going to start dressing like Tommy Lee." It may not be the worst dig but, come on! Who the heck goes out and decides they are going to dress like Tommy Lee.
2006-10-05 06:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat that you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your **** to clean them.
You must of fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down.
2006-10-05 03:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laugh when I hear people insulted by being called, c0ckmuncher, chickenf*cker, or balloon-face!
All three in one sentance is pant-wettingly funny!
Although I do also subscribe to the *shakes head, rolls eyes and walks away*
2006-10-05 03:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by silversilver3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the one "you'll get such a hard kick in the nuts, you'll have lumps on the top of your head" as a threat
as an insult i like "if you were a dog, you'd have to be put on a lead, taken to a vet and put down"
although the best insult is to simply ignore someone, and make it painfully obvious that you are ignoring them
2006-10-05 03:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The best one i came across was. Bessie Braddock, Labour MP, i think it was for Liverpool, was at a party where she was talking to Winston Churchill, all of a sudden she shouted, " Sir, your drunk" to which Churchill replied, " Madam, your ugly, and i shall be sober in the morning.
2006-10-05 03:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by amrhappy1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was giving two friends a lift to night school, I am a little on the large side, as was one of my friends, when my large friend sat behind me the young thin friend remarked it would be better if she sat on the other side as it would help when going round corners
2006-10-05 03:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll hit you so hard you'll be hollerin' YA'LL Quit!!"
Come back when your dikk is as big as your mouth.
You'll wake up and feel something cold on your back!
2006-10-05 03:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd argue with you, but I don't want to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
2006-10-05 03:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋