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Hii there to everyone...Please spare a min to write some really cool,cocky and funny text messages that you can send your bf/gf?

2006-10-05 02:36:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U, .............3+2=5sense missing U, .....................4+3=7days thinking of U, ............................5+7=12months dreaming abt U .......................................but 99+1=100years ................................i need a sweet friend like U.................... ................No word is as beautiful as friend, ..............................................and no friend is as wonderful as U, ...........................a friend is sweet when its new, .............its sweeter when its true, ........................................its sweetest when it is U




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if u want to see the beauty look to the sky
if u want to see the love look to the moon
if u want to see the brightness look to the sun

if u want to see them all , look to the merror

2006-10-05 02:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0 1

When you get in home...just follow the notes! The treasure will be well hiden but really worth trying!!!!!

2006-10-05 03:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ancient spirit 3 · 0 0

Roses are red
Their stems are green
I love your legs
and whats in between!

2006-10-05 02:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Roses are Blue
Violets are Red
I'm not good at verses
But try me in bed.

2006-10-05 03:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Blues 3 · 0 1

sononobir - am sorry but re your answer - that is the most vomit inducing message ever - please do NOT send that text to any girl/boy/man/humna//animal as it may just kill them ont he spot. Sorry mean well - just less is more ok....

2006-10-05 03:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by YA YA 2 · 0 1

Don't listen to him. He doesnt' love me. I love me. (there was about six messages. It's funnier in context)

2006-10-06 09:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by toastie 1 · 0 0

Prepare to beg!

2006-10-05 02:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by katnkaboodle 3 · 1 0

id fcuk you standing id fcuk you lying
if i had wings id fcuk you flying
so when your buried lost and forgotton
id dig you up
and fcuk you rotton

2006-10-05 04:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i agree with dizzy

puke

2006-10-05 02:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh please that guy above me im going to puke

2006-10-05 02:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by dizzymooo 4 · 2 0

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