was a stage, how big would the curtains be and who'd pull them open
2006-10-05 02:24:04 · 12 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the world is a stage then all you need is a good stiff wind to blow them open.
2006-10-05 02:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The stage would be about a meter longer than the diameter of the Earth on both ends, the curtain would have huge weights to prevent it from flappin about too much lol..and Astrounauts, stationed at both ends of the stage would pull them open.
2006-10-05 09:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Jaded 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Curtains would be as big as sky and God would pull them open.
2006-10-05 09:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The curtains would need to be the diameter of the earth at the equator and whoever opened them would need to be a union member (you don't want to piss the union off).
2006-10-05 09:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Master_of_my_own_domain 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The angels would pull them open, but I have filed a complaint with the actors guild as i'm asking for better lighting, better sound, better costuming, better working conditions ....
2006-10-05 09:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be too big to know it is a curtain
2006-10-05 09:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by SK 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are no curtains. Everything is bare and ugly
2006-10-05 09:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the clouds would be the curtains and GOD would pull them..
2006-10-05 09:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by struggling student 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bigger than our imaginations and pulled open by Arch-Angels.
2006-10-05 09:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't care. I demand a better role...
2006-10-05 10:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by boo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋