My favorite is "Yo momma is so old, one of her pets was on Noah's arc!"
2006-10-05 02:23:32 · 12 answers · asked by songbird 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
2006-10-05 02:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by softballcutie08 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds
2006-10-05 10:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV set, I miss three episodes
2006-10-05 09:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
2006-10-05 09:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Import Beer Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she uses tickle me Elmo for a vibrater
2006-10-05 09:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by I_Taste_Like_Candi 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Yo momma is so short when she sits on the carpet she can actually dangle her legs."
2006-10-05 09:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Look at the top of this page where it says "search for questions". and type in "yo mama jokes". This has been done more than once. And the jokes are always the same...
2006-10-05 09:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by Vinegar Taster 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Yo momma so old and fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He had to make yo momma get out da way!
Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
2006-10-05 09:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by The Yahoo! Point Whore 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund...
2006-10-05 09:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas like a mosquito she sucks until you slap her
2006-10-05 09:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Loko_Cheese 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋