An old man was sitting on a
>>>bench at the mall when a teenager with spiked hair in all
>>>different colours including green, red, orange, blue and yellow
>>>walked up to the bench and sat down. Every time the teenager
>>>looked up he saw the old man staring at him.
>>>The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
>>>timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
>>>
>>>Without batting an eye, the old man replied.... "Got drunk once
>>>and had
>>>sex with a peacock.........I was wondering if you were my son
2006-10-05 02:15:46 · 23 answers · asked by Adele 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Makes you wonder!
Thanks for the laugh, I was in need to be cheered up!
2006-10-05 02:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe
2006-10-05 02:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by joyrider28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a version of this before but it was about a guy wearing a helmet with bull horns and a red indian said he had sex with a bull and wanted to know... well you know the rest.
2006-10-05 02:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes liked ur joke....here is one for u ...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she glared at him and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
2006-10-05 02:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by mature_male_online 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.
2006-10-05 02:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Iknowthisone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a paternity test on aisle 3
Hahahahahahaha
2006-10-05 03:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havent heard it in a while. Very funny tho.
2006-10-05 02:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic...
2006-10-05 02:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by waterbabe23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha LOL teenager knock out
2006-10-05 02:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Never heard this one.
2006-10-05 09:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋