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reunited with their lost foreskins if they were circumsized? If so, who's job is that? Can I apply as an assistant? Just curious...LOL

2006-10-05 01:59:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

LOL Just having fun with this one.
I'm not into skins, but I would be gentle, if that was my job. LOL

2006-10-05 02:11:24 · update #1

30 answers

DIES LAUGHING!!!! OMG I'm sick today and you just made me laugh out loud at work!!!!!

2006-10-05 02:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 2 0

That is not true and NO christian ever believed that. I am a born again Chrisitian and we will receive new bodies, not be rerunited with former parts. Why do you people always have to have you eyes and thoughts on sexual parts and never on serving Jesus?

Galatians 5:16 This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

The difference between a Christian talking about a non believer and a non believer talking about a christian is....

Christians once walked in the shoes of a non believer, before they accepted Jesus as their savior, they lived that old sinful lost life. Where as... A non believer NEVER walked in the shoes of a Christian, so they have no place to speak of what they do not know.

If a person said that they were once a Christian and went back to being a non believer, they never did accept Jesus in the first place. Because any one who is a true Chrisitan will not give up what they have recieved from Jesus no matter what.

2006-10-05 02:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yay! Good to see you!
And yes they will be reunited with their foreskins, you can be an assistant but it is a hard job.
There is also the keeper of the lost and found limbs closet but I think you are responsible for keeping the limbs in shape and tanned.

2006-10-05 02:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1 0

No, because as spirit beings, they left their bodies and souls behind in the grave, so they would not have bodies. As for those "other sheep not of this fold" raised in the second resurrection of Revelations, they will have whole new bodies. Those who live through Armageddon will see any physical deformities corrected.

As for our young male answerers here, yes, the foreskin would redevelop, as it was present at creation. It only because necessary to remove it as time passed and diseases became a problem. Males were not circumcised for the first thousand years. But, it may be possible that the foreskin is a result of genetic abnormalities, that crept into the DNA over time, making your tally-whackers shorter, but not the skin around it. So, on a Paradise Earth, after Armageddon, you may find yourself with a longer one than before.

2006-10-05 02:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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2016-12-04 07:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by forester 4 · 0 0

Like you said...AMPUTEES. There's a huge difference between losing a limb and losing foreskin. If we were to follow that concept that would mean every skin peeled off, every finger/toenail cut off, every hair fallen off will be reunited back to our bodies.

Would you consider that heaven?

2006-10-05 02:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dahv Inchi 3 · 1 1

You want to re-attach foreskins to the souls in heaven?

I think you should try the CitiSKINS Advice Centre when you get there.

2006-10-05 02:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by sbete2000 2 · 0 0

Our new "morontia " forms will not be capable of reproduction , but I suspect that some form of sexual expression will be a norm. This is a personal opinion and not expressed in the "Urantia Book".

2006-10-05 02:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 0 0

This is the most beautiful question I've yet seen here.

Will I be reunited with all that thick hair I used to have?

2006-10-05 02:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

NO! as a Christian I can tell you one thing for sure! When I get to heaven, after Christ's return, I will recieve a new body and a new name!
Jesus is the Greatest! and to down grade Him, with quwstions like this, is truly sad. Try to meet Jesus, learn of Him,PLEASE!

2006-10-05 02:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by fsh3i1 3 · 1 1

We will be given new bodies.
Foreskins, amputated parts, and disabilities suffered on Earth will not matter in Heaven. Our Earthly bodies will be gone, at least I hope mine will!

2006-10-05 03:08:36 · answer #11 · answered by Char 7 · 1 0

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