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1] You dont need to be Jewish (but you CANNOT be Muslim duh!)

2] Its well paid - in shekels or US $

3] Previous military service experience compulsory - SAS preferred but not essential

4] Ability to work undercover, in foreign lands

5] Arabic spoken a decided advantage

If you noticed this advert, would you apply? Why?

2006-10-05 01:28:37 · 7 answers · asked by analyst 3 in Politics & Government Military

7 answers

I'm a stonecold civilian, (and i will forever be) but i do have Walter Mittyish dreams of doing dangerous things and being in the thick of action. Mossad is one of the most gung-ho Int. agencies. The positives are that, if you get to become a field agent, you will continually be in exciting spots , you'll get to handle all those micro surveillance toys and even get to kill an Arab(i hate those guys!). The negatives are, if you get caught, you will be tortured to insanity, the agency wouldn't give a second's thought to your safety(you are just a pawn!), the Mossad won't try to save you unless it suits Israel's purposes(a la Shalit) and they won't tolerate failure. So, i'd rather be a Mossad agent in dreams than in real life.

2006-10-05 04:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Gunslinger 2 · 0 1

Hmmm, "work undercover, in foreign lands." This would include my Country, the U.S.A., wouldn't it? Take a hike buddy.

2006-10-05 12:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only USA, I am a die-hard American veteran of two foriegn wars.
Touch my country and I will attempt to dustify you.
I believe I may have coined a phrase, dustify, meaning beat the crap out of.

2006-10-05 08:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by theodore r 3 · 3 1

Sure, civilian life has been boring me to tears since I retired.

2006-10-05 08:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Meow the cat 4 · 1 1

I'd rather be behind that gun than in front of it

2006-10-05 11:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why not? OTOH do they provide health insurance? and what about trade union priviledges?

2006-10-05 08:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by cp_scipiom 7 · 1 1

There'll be idiots to do so.

2006-10-05 08:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Pishisauraus 3 · 2 2

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