2006-10-05 00:35:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This blonde goes into a drapery store. The clerk asks if he can help her. She says she is looking for pink curtains for her computer.
The salesman asks why would you want curtains for your computer?
She says, Well, duh, it has windows
P.S. Paris Hilton is one. Need I say more.
I am a true blonde, and a lot of the celebrities and regular people of today give us a bad rap. Not all of us are dimwitted.
2006-10-05 00:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by jsweit8573 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A blond women is speeding and gets pulled over by a blond female traffic warden.
The blond female traffic cop, asks the blond in the car for her driver's license.
After searching in her handbag the blond asks the cop what it looks like.
The cop replies: It's small, square and has you're picture on it.
The blond pulls out a compact mirror and hands it to the cop.
The cop looks at it, smiles, hands it back and replies: It's ok, you can go, I didn't know you where a cop to."
2006-10-05 08:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anria A 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blonde goes into a casino and to the roulette wheel with other men playing. She puts down her bet and then asks the men if it would be ok if she removed her clothing. That she becomes luckier that way. No one argued. So she strips naked and waits, then jumps in joy that she won! She scoops up her winnings and her clothes and walks away. Then one man looks at the dealer asking if anyone knows what the ball landed on.
2006-10-05 07:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Valeria 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ok, theres a blonde, a brunette and a ginger and they are all going to be shot because they committed crimes.
so the ginger walks up and the gunman shouts 3 2 1. then the ginger shouts 'tidal wave' everyone looks and she runs off.
then the brunette walks up and the gunman shouts 3 2 1. then the brunette shouts 'earthquake' everyone looks around and she runs off.
the the blonde walsk up and the gunman shouts 3 2 1. the blonde shouts 'FIRE'
2006-10-05 12:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by The one and only jamie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blond meets spongbob
end of story
omri
2006-10-07 08:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by omri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is this Blondie that goes into a casino
She sees a soda machine so she puts in two quarters
and hits the button and a soda pops out.
She put in two more quarters and hits the buttons and the
same thing happened again. she did this one after another
until a man came up and asked " are you done yet"
She turned around and looked at him and said
"can't you see I'm winning"
2006-10-05 10:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by gorra92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde? Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
2006-10-05 09:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't a blonde make ice cubes?
Because she doesn't know the recipe!
Have a great Friday!
2006-10-06 13:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your
other ear?"
"The jerk called back!"
2006-10-05 10:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes have bruises around the belly button???
because there are blond guys too!!!
2006-10-05 08:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by titobos 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋