2006-10-05 00:24:23 · 29 answers · asked by netwalker01 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my ex mother in law......... .drags her knuckles and won't stop talking
2006-10-05 00:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It depends whether you cross male parrot with female monkey or female parrot with male monkey. In either case it will be very painful for the female ;-)
2006-10-05 16:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by boo_radle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A green flying monkey
2006-10-05 08:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by apurba s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You end up with either a feathery monkey that can talk or a furry parrot that can swing from tree to tree.
2006-10-05 07:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush?
2006-10-05 07:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, "if" this were feasible, either a bow legged parrot, or a monkey flying through the air in excruciating pain.
Why do you ask, are you majoring in science? hahaha!
2006-10-05 14:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who talks ape sh-t.
If you cross a parrot with a centipede would you get a walkie-talkie?
2006-10-05 09:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a Mon-Kea, or else a very Curious parrot named George.
2006-10-05 08:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Parronkey
2006-10-05 07:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A parkey or monrot, both of which adequately describe President George W. Bush!
2006-10-05 08:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I knew a man who crossed a sheep with a kangaroo and got a woolly jumper.
Another thing---What do you get if you cross a pig with an elephant? Exceedingly big pork chops!!
2006-10-05 10:28:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋