A new level of Hell has just been opened, and you get to decide who it's for.
- Which sinners will you send there?
- What will their punishment be?
If you've never read Dante's Inferno or you've no idea what I'm talking about then go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Divine_Comedy
(BTW this is meant to be a bit tongue in cheek. Feel free to be as inane as you like. Just keep it clean, that's all)
2006-10-04 23:58:57 · 33 answers · asked by FrozenCamel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Alright... This is getting very serious all of a sudden. It's a 'room 101' type of thing. Who irritates you, that's all I'm asking...
2006-10-05 00:06:20 · update #1
Warmongerers is a good answer, but I'm afraid Dante beat you to it - They're already in the seventh circle (sins of violence).
2006-10-05 00:41:22 · update #2
Can I send the wheather man on TV last night ?
He told me it would be ok today so I got up at 6AM to build some fencing in the field.
By 10 AM the field was a sodding mess, mud everywhere, all the wood is scattered, i'm soaked, my tools are everywhere, the cows are laughing at me....and I got about 5 fence post in ( out of 230 )
I predict a wee dram this evening....
2006-10-05 00:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Michael H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I guess ideally I sould put all the politicians there and their punishment would be to speak truth all the time.
On the other hand, since I am a sinner myself, and have no chance of going to heaven (not being religious etc.), I might as well book myself there and send all the centerfolds. The punishment will be obvious.
2006-10-05 00:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by netwalker01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Dabuya Bush
2006-10-05 01:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would send the following people:
People who start wars - (standard answer like 'world peace' in a pagent) Punished by a new torture method each day.
Paedophiles - I can't think of a punishment bad enough....
People who spit in public - Force them to be spat?! on by 10000 people (with halitosis and garlic breath) at once.
People who push in crowds - Forced to be pushed from all sides by a massive crowd until every bone in their body is broken....
People who steal stuff from your cart while you are shopping so that when you get home you don't have half the stuff you went out for - cut their bloody lazy *** fingers off
2006-10-05 00:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by nkate14 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We are all in hell now if you think about it. When my wife was dying from a massive heart attack,she was asked "What Are You Smiling For",as she had a smile on her face. Her reply was,"I Was Always Afraid To Die,But I'm Not Now". What did she see. Is there a life or place after death. I now believe so.
2006-10-05 00:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bob W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Legislators who over-regulate peoples lives and there numerous enforcers and hangers on. They will be told that by complying with the rules, they can escape Hell but when they do so, their reward will be to move to a different level.
2006-10-05 00:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This new level of hell should be designated specifically for the Answers nazis... those humorless boring people who have nothing better to do than report the fun silly questions because they believe this forum should only be for 'real' questions.
For their punishment, they should be forced to listen to phone conversations of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson discussing their shopping exploits... for the rest of eternity.
(The next level of hell should be reserved specifically for Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson.)
2006-10-05 00:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The entire F**KING Bush Clan!!!!!!
Boil them in the OIL that they sent our Family and Friends to Iran to fight over.
Then Fry them in a giant skillet with Saddam and His Crew (the fry guys).
Who wants Onion Rings????
2006-10-05 02:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lorry drivers who try to overtake other lorries that are going 1 mph less than themon the short section of dual carriageway on the A9.This stops evry body else getting past.
2006-10-05 01:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's my take on it all.
-Gluttons will go to a level where anything other than spinach and carrot juice is unheard of.
-Sloths will go to a level with no remote controls. (aagghh!)
-The Greedy will be on a level with lots of money on the floor, but holes in their pockets and wallets.
-Vain people will go to a place full of mirrors, but no make up, or beauty products.
-Adulterers will go to a level full of naked people, but with their groins in a chasity belt.
-Enveous will go to a level full of beautifull things behind glass windows they cant reach.
-And those who seek revenge will go to a level where they have to trow a ball into a hoop, only to have it bounce back and smack them in the nose!
2006-10-05 00:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anria A 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋