scottish humour?

Question

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."

Answer 1

I loved it.My husband is Irish and thinks it's real funny.

Answer 2

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin' ?" asks the friend. "Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example.

Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're QUEER, ain't ya?"

Answer 3

Good one!
Here's a silly one in a scottish accent.
Two Scots walk down the street past a pastry shop.
There is a pavlova type cake in the window.
The one scot say: "Ey, is da a cake or a maringe"
The second says: "No, you aint wrang, it's a cake"

It's silly, I know, but worth a giggle.

Answer 4

i'm no longer attentive to a great form of Scottish humor, yet mainstream British humor as portrayed in some television shows like Monty Python, the workplace (uk version), As Time is going by potential of and One Foot contained in the Grave makes me roar with laughter. i think of it has some thing to do with using the absurd (tremendously in Python) and additionally with the way the English use the language. The words they decide for to particular themselves in humorous circumstances are many times extra precise...or some thing like that. i've got by no potential been waiting to place my finger on it, yet i certainly like it.

Answer 5

Hahaha!

Answer 6

i herd that one with President Bush wishing that on Irac

Answer 7

lol, way to go scots!! they are smart a@@.

Answer 8

omg that's funny

Answer 9

lmao!!

Answer 10

.....then what?