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2006-10-04 23:45:04 · 14 answers · asked by Syd L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Full beach.joe' wife swims in the ocean.after a short time he yields to his wife:zondaaaa get out of the water you'll catch a cold.One blond woman heard this and screams:Markoooooo get out of the water, there are Colds in the ocean:))It sounds so much funnier in my native language
2006-10-05 00:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush.
Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, "Respectfully, sir. I have a question about what I’ve seen in America."
Politely, President Bush answered, "If I can help explain things to you, please let me know."
The Iraqi whispered. "My little girl watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in this show, there’s Chekov who is a Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese… but there aren't any Iraqis. Why aren’t there any Iraqis on Star Trek?".
President Bush whispered back to the ambassador, "It's because Star Trek takes place in the future."
2006-10-05 10:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A passerby watched 2 men in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them up.
PASSERBY: What on earth are you doing?
DIGGER: Well, usually there are 3 of us. I dig the hole, Greg plants the tree saplings and Meg fills in the hole. Today Greg is off, because he is ill, but that doesn’t mean Meg and I get the day off!
2006-10-05 08:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by neil.ferns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blond women walk down the street in winter.
Blond 1: My hands are cold
Blond 2: Put them in you're pockets
Blond 1: I cant, there's no space, my gloves are in my pocket.
(No offense to blonds, I'm one myself)
2006-10-05 07:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
2006-10-05 07:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a vegitarian means someone who eats vegetables, then tell me what does a humanitarian means ?
2006-10-05 07:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by goutham112 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Why did the chair cross the road?
A:How should i know?
2006-10-05 09:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEACHER : Eating spinach will give colour to your cheecks?!
STUDENT : Yucks!who want green cheek?!
2006-10-05 09:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by meow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
2006-10-05 09:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by jokes_alot3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's long and hangs?
a banana tied to a tree..
2006-10-05 08:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋