I mean, I am nice, am mostly free of lice and mites, I shower every other day and wipe my butt most of the time...and not with my hand. My mustache is trimmed nicely, I listen to disco music, I have nice apartment that just had the mold removed, the scabies outbreak was a false alarm, and I have a pet dog who rarely goes on the sofa. I am friendly, I always talk to my neighbors about sports and the strip club, I don't drink much, and I have nice posters on my wall. I have lots of money to spend on female with large busoms yet they never want to date me? Why not? I never treat woman bad, I am nice, someone date me and I take you to McDonnalds, you can get 4 things from the dollar menu. The we go back to yours and talk about mickey mouse and other things you like. We have coffee and pie, then I watch you wash dishes, then we talk about more things you like such as, cooking, washing up, sewing,.and scrubbing. Will be fun date, if I ever find a date. I am sad
2006-10-04
20:24:58
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