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I mean, I am nice, am mostly free of lice and mites, I shower every other day and wipe my butt most of the time...and not with my hand. My mustache is trimmed nicely, I listen to disco music, I have nice apartment that just had the mold removed, the scabies outbreak was a false alarm, and I have a pet dog who rarely goes on the sofa. I am friendly, I always talk to my neighbors about sports and the strip club, I don't drink much, and I have nice posters on my wall. I have lots of money to spend on female with large busoms yet they never want to date me? Why not? I never treat woman bad, I am nice, someone date me and I take you to McDonnalds, you can get 4 things from the dollar menu. The we go back to yours and talk about mickey mouse and other things you like. We have coffee and pie, then I watch you wash dishes, then we talk about more things you like such as, cooking, washing up, sewing,.and scrubbing. Will be fun date, if I ever find a date. I am sad

2006-10-04 20:24:58 · 14 answers · asked by sid_swank 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

The fact you want to trick someone to go to the cinema with you should explain why women don't like you.

2006-10-04 20:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Word of advice. You are trying to hard to impress the ladies. I think that you should relax a little and just be yourself. By the way taking somebody to mc donalds is not very romantic and you got to put a little bit of innitiative in it. Be more confident of yourself, don't come across too strong when chatting up a chick. Start off on a friend basis and then work things from there. Oh and by the way the girl that you described as the perfect date does not exist. Us females has evolved since the last you checked.

2006-10-04 20:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Rock Angel 4 · 0 3

The use of the word trick is the biggest clue, although I guess your whole question could be a wind up!!

2006-10-04 20:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by Nimbus 5 · 0 0

Hey,, the strip club??? hmm ,,, why not go to Barnes and Noble and see if you can find a better class woman to ask out,,,, lol

good luck

2006-10-04 20:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 1 0

You're just a dear, I can't imagine why women don't want to date you! Don't be sad, maybe on one date you could do the dishes, it could turn your whole world around :)

2006-10-04 20:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 2 0

go to www.Yahoopersonals.com 1 week for free, and put the story "in my words"
God Bless You

2006-10-04 20:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Toto 6 · 0 0

Don't try so hard. It scares them away. You've got to be a "bad boy"

2006-10-04 20:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by randyken 6 · 2 0

You probably are too needy /desperate... stop looking for it your tring to hard. Stop focusing on one realtionship and focus on being friends with girls first.

2006-10-04 20:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by duuh 4 · 0 1

uhhh..y go 2 strip clubs is why maybe...big turn off...wked in one, i hate men that do that

2006-10-04 20:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

easy 2 options

1- plastic surgery

2- little brown bag.. medium if ur heads too big :D

2006-10-04 20:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by joey 3 · 2 0

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