A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."
2006-10-04 20:13:00 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All I can say is the joke is cute but the pumpkin is hilarious! Definitely original!
2006-10-04 20:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by GiGi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Changing my name to Barbie and marrying a Ken! That was cute!
2006-10-04 20:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by Newageseer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Ken's stuff? Hang on, who is the head liner here? Ken's been mooching for years, time to pull his own weight, Barbie ain't getting any younger you know.
2006-10-04 20:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, but one thing.. Barbie never got married to Ken.
2006-10-04 20:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ kay. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbie is for free so what are you waiting for? Get one now!
2006-10-04 20:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by Balbonix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That darn barbie has everything already LOL
2006-10-05 20:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So sad isn't it! I was gunna say it depends on how many burners you want or a wok burner as well. Roasting rotisserie and hood, hehe. :)
2006-10-04 20:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...I mean the puking pumkin face.
2006-10-04 20:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome keep em coming you have to help me get through today, my job is so boring im counting on you!
2006-10-04 20:39:10 · answer #9 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. The Babe with it all, if you are willing to pay! LOL.
2006-10-06 08:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋