Two ghouls are sitting in a bar enjoying a nice cold beer. One turns to the other and says, "hey! you look familiar".
2nd one says, "so do you! Where ya from?"
"Translvania".
"Me too! What a small world!"
First one says, "I live over in the city cemetery."
2nd one, "WOW, me too!"
1st one asks,"Where did you go to school? I graduated Trans HIgh in 1786"
2nd one exclaims, "You're kidding! So DID I!"
At the other end of the bar, a mummy asks the bartender whats going on. The bartender replies, "Not much, the zombie twins are drunk again."
2006-10-04 19:00:03 · 14 answers · asked by Newageseer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!!! Just in time for halloween. Thanks... I love stupid jokes :)
2006-10-04 19:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that Halloween twist on. The version I heard was two Irish twins in a pub.... drunk again.
2006-10-05 20:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed in my head but not outloud. I think this would be funnier as a blonde joke.
Two blondes are sitting...and so on
2006-10-05 02:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by theblackenedphoenix 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not stupid enough. Just pure b~o~r~ing. should joke on ur sleepless night !THen u fell asleep.
2006-10-05 02:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by lim h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one
2006-10-05 02:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by indike111 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two ghost sitting on bed counting buck. one said ''one stupid rug,the other said '' thanks God ! many pseudonymous author saved his life, one clown looked stupidly dodded and pat his cat , you clubbing or working?
2006-10-05 02:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by kitty n 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was cute! lol
2006-10-05 02:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by BIB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not stupid, it just doesn't make you laugh. the idea is cute though.
2006-10-05 02:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
laughing no louder
2006-10-05 02:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one's cute. teeheehee :)
2006-10-05 02:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by Harmony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋