One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby.
They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup.
The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it.
After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"
2006-10-04 18:46:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok guy above me - these are jokes, not anecdotes. George didn't actually say these thigns. I don't see why you need to make jokes about George - some of the things he REALLY says are funny enough.
2006-10-04 19:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by canadamoose22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's could be a true story about Bush!! :)
Here's one that is true. He was complaining about the lack of get up and go in many of his countrymen, and he said "Anyone would think entrepeneur was a foreign word." Nice one, Georgie! (and can someone please explain to the president of the United States that the word NUCLEAR is pronounced NEW CLEAR not NEW KEW LA
He's supposed to be educated, for goodness sake!)
2006-10-05 02:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
heres another,George w and his wife Laura were meeting with a foriegn dignitary.After the meeting,George W said"he was a pretty nice fella." Laura replied "yes ,but he could use some head and shoulders" to whitch George replies"OK,but how do you give a guy shoulders?"
2006-10-05 01:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by swamp angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And he's running the country???
God help us
2006-10-05 01:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋