I'm Still Look'n For Work !!?

Question

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

Answer 1

hey, you can always try prostitution. but maybe you'll get screw at it!!!!!!!
good joke dude

Answer 2

You can work for me as a teacher, there's a lesson for you in it.
you can work as a sales man, develop your pitch.
you can work as a cook, Spice up your life.
you can work as the president of the US, being an Idiot or a criminal is the basic qualification
you can work for Osama Ben Laden, at least Bush and Blair will keep talking abt you all the time.

Answer 3

Funny.