Is this joke funny?

Question

So a penguin takes his car in for a checkup. While waiting he decides to go have some ice cream. Not having any hands he gets a little bit of ice cream on him. Afterwards he heads back to the shop to check on his car. The mechanic tells the penguin, "Looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replies, "no no that's just a little ice cream".

Answer 1

Good one. thanks

Answer 2

ughhhhhhhhh
No, it was a groaner.
Try this one...

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, they took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.
One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that the son translated, "What are all these guys in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing a trip to the moon.
When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" Then he told an underling to get a tape recorder.
The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.
So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.
An official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR LAND."

Or, this

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No." She answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
Yes." She replied.
Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.

or this

One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife
dressed in a very sexy nighty. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you
can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.

AND FOR THE BLONDES

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been
shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her
head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gun shot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed
and came to her aid.

And yes, Linda is a blonde.

Answer 3

your is okay. but smkwtrjck has some funny one. that dough thing happened in Texas too but it involved a bread machine. HAHAHAHA!!

Answer 4

Well. A little crude I think!

Answer 5

HA!

i love it

Answer 6

yes its funny

Answer 7

it's quite funny

Answer 8

it's funny

Answer 9

OMG, ok a bit cheesy but it's ok. ;)

Answer 10

Umm I don't get it. (but then I'm blonde)

Answer 11

hee, hee, hee, oh