A young woman was walking home late one nite. She heard a loud banging behind her in the street. She turned and saw an upright coffin bouncing down the street towards her. Terrified, she let out a shriek and ran for her house! The banging and clunking stayed right behind her the whole way home. Bang, Scrape, Clunk, BANG.... She got to her house, fumbled with her keys at the front door, dropped them, picked them up and finally got the door open, the whole while the coffin is getting closer and closer. She rushed into the house and slammed the door shut and locked it. About the time she got it locked, the coffin starts slamming into the door. She runs upstairs and hides in her bathroom. She hears wood splintering, then BANG, BANG BANG coming up the stairs and towards the bathroom. She huddles behind the toilet as it batters the door. Desperate, she grabs a box of cough drops off the countertop and throws it at the coffin as it bursts into the room. The coffin stopped.
2006-10-04 18:15:11 · 16 answers · asked by Newageseer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha. I thought it was cute, I will have to tell my 10 year old daughter. :)
2006-10-04 18:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by purpleskym1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good, but there's another version that I like a little better, I won't go through the whole thing, but it starts out like it's a real story, with people carrying the casket and one of them trips, sending it down a hill, where it comes to rest at a pharmacy and the body inside sides up and says to the pharmacist, "Doc, you gotta get me somethin to stop this coffin."
2006-10-05 01:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by nickstracco 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did this woman just so happen to have a headache that turned into a migraine until she took medication for it? did she have a really bad cough that just wouldnt go away? or something else?
2006-10-05 01:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by kristyb872001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So dumb it took me a few seconds to realize that that's all there was and then I still didn't laugh or even smile.
2006-10-05 01:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's cute because it's overdramatized.
Do you not think "A horse walks in to a bar" is worse?
2006-10-05 01:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean that the coffin dropped?
2006-10-05 01:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard worse, but this one rates pretty high as a stupid joke.
2006-10-05 01:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats normal
Cause its Glycodin for cough
Glycodin f u c k off
2006-10-05 01:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I blurted out a giggle and then said oh god.
2006-10-05 01:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Felix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You ain't off 'til you cough.
2006-10-05 01:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋