" I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" " Not at all," the dejected man replied.
"She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss.
My shirts are always ironed
She's a great cook,
The house is always neat.
She keeps the kids out of my hair.
She lets me choose the television shows we watch
She never objects to kinky sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers
Die! Die, you son of a *****!
2006-10-04 18:04:50 · 5 answers · asked by trunorth36 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny.I will be telling that one at work(I am a counsellor)
2006-10-05 01:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I like this one
2006-10-05 01:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
better be careful with our words.
thanks! :)
2006-10-05 09:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by e o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you been listening in on me!
2006-10-05 01:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..........he just has a kinky mind.......funny one.......LOL
2006-10-05 01:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋