I know it's a weird question, but I need honest answers. Please and thank you. : )
2006-10-04
17:49:26
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Family & Relationships
➔ Singles & Dating
Okay, you guys. I don't mean this sexually. I mean it like when you are in love with someone. and instead of hugging them you tackle them. I don't mean it like tackle to the bed rip off their damn clothes. I said Good answers. Not sexual answers.
2006-10-04
18:08:13 ·
update #1
Tackle? Like in football? That's probably not a good idea. Not exactly tackling, but you might try this trick (Suitable for situations where you're grappling with someone not much larger than you) some time when she's standing over a carpeted area:
Rush at her, bend low, and hook your RIGHT arm through her LEFT leg, so you have your hand by her inner thigh. Pull up, so you get her knee on your elbow. She'll probably lean foreward on you. Now, with your LEFT hand, grab her RIGHT hand, and pull down. Pass it to your right hand, and pull it under her leg. You can now make her hop around crazily. Feel free to swing around and pretend to bump her rump, while saying stupid things like "I just wrapped you up like a pretzel!" and "I'm gonna pound your A** till it looks like the hole in a doughnut!"
Use extreme caution! You should be sure not to throw her off balance, because if she lands face first on the ground it will not be funny for anyone. Now let her go, and say you're only kidding!
Don't be surprised if you find yourself moving out, or sleeping on the couch when you're done.
2006-10-04 18:02:43
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answered by ye_river_xiv 6
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Get up enough speed, then jump into the air for an aerial assault, then clothesline her neck and pin her to the ground with her legs up in the air.
2006-10-04 17:52:12
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answered by Anonymous
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tackle her the way she want to but not hurt her in the process
2006-10-04 17:51:51
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answered by liljov2 2
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You dont..let her tackle you..perhaps tie you up...yes thats the plan
2006-10-04 17:54:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Gently and with the utmost care
2006-10-04 17:52:18
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answered by bolounit1 2
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around the knees from behind is the safest way...
2006-10-04 17:54:16
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answered by chiefof nothing 6
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Be gentle, firm, and ALMOST let her win, then defeat her with your strength. :)
2006-10-04 17:54:18
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answered by Anonymous
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A little more information please!!!!!! Confused!!!!!
2006-10-04 17:51:42
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answered by freedom4ni 1
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