2006-10-04 17:40:36 · 11 answers · asked by shotohell7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is a good one:
How does a blonde have safe sex?
She locks the car door
2006-10-04 17:46:33 · update #1
A blonde was walking down the sidewalk one day when she came to a railroad crossing. She looked along the track and saw a brunette walking along the track repeating the number " 27 - 27 - 27 - 27 - 27- 27". Wondering what the brunette was doing, but not wanting to appear dumb by just asking, the blonde decided to immitate the brunette in the hopes that a realization of what exactly she was doing would come to her by performing the same task. So, she also began walking down the track....repeating "27 - 27 - 27 - 27". A short time later, the blonde heard the distinct sound of a train approaching, she hesitated for a moment, but then noticed that the brunette didn't flinch, but just kept on walking repeating that number "27 - 27 - 27 - ". So, the blonde decided to do the same.....figuring the brunette knew what she was doing. Very soon after that, the train was in sight...barreling down the tracks headed straight for them. Again the blonde was worried, but the brunette still didn't move and continued her chant of "27 -27 - 27- " and the blonde certainly didn't want to appear cowardly. The train kept approaching, closer and closer, until at the very last second, the brunette jumped off the tracks. The blonde was too busy trying to balance on the track and repeat that "27 - 27 - 27"and didn't see this, and was immeditely hit and killed.
The train passed....
The brunette got back up on the tracks....
And began repeating over and over "28- 28 28 - 28 ...."
2006-10-04 17:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
she goes home
what do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
pregnant
what do you call a smart blonde?
a golden retriever
how does a bonde turn on the night light?
she opens the car door
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
because their boyfriends are blonde too
how do you drown a blonde?
you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
how is a blonde like paint?
she's cheap, not too bright, and spreads easy
what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair black?
artificial intelligence
Why do blonde's wear panties?
to keep their ankles warm .......
I have many many more if you are interested
2006-10-04 18:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by dvsgrl2nv 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not a joke but a true story.blonde girl has an appointment with her lawyer downtown,parking is hard to find ,so she has to park about 5 blocks away.when she is done with the lawyer she comes out and cannot find her car so she calls the cops to report her car stolen.police locate the car & tell her its the fourth car they found today & they all belonged to blonde women.
2006-10-04 17:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the Ws
2006-10-04 17:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
2006-10-04 17:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Four blonde's were going to Disneyland when they saw a sign that said: Disneyland left... so they went home.
2006-10-05 03:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Valerie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blonds lean their heads when they talk?
So their only two neurons can stay in touch...
2006-10-04 17:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by whole_world_refugee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you confuse a blonde?
put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner...
how does that blonde confuse you?
she finds the corner....
2006-10-04 17:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by booyah-baby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde's neuron feels?
lonely...
2006-10-04 17:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Toaster o' Death 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between cheating on your taxes or cheating on a blonde.
Nothing!
If you tell the truth, BOTH of them will still wanna' screw you!
2006-10-04 18:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋