Joke: There was a hispanic guy, a white guy, & a black guy. The devil apeared and said, "If I grab ur d*ck and it melts, im gunna take ur soul away." He grabed the hispanic guy's d*ck, it melted and he took his soul away. Then he grabed the white guy's d*ck, it melted and took his soul away. Then he grabed the black guy's d*ch, it didn't do any thing. Then the devil grabed it again and nothing happened. The devil said, "Why ain't ur d*ck melting?" The black guy said, "Chocolate melts in ur mouth not ur hands!"
ROFLMFAO
Riddle: If there are 5 fish in a fish tank and 3 drown, how many r left?
I will 'add details' with the answer b4 this expires.
2006-10-04 17:35:00 · 11 answers · asked by JT 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seeing that most everybody got the riddle right the answer is "5, cause fish can't drown"
2006-10-04 17:40:50 · update #1
To all your other answerers:
A fish could drown if you take all the oxygen out of the water.
2006-10-04 17:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was okay, it was cute but probably because I've heard similar jokes like that. They all get redundant after awhile.
The riddle: Maybe 5 (or less) - I'm guessing here
(what's the answer??)
If you take all the oxygen out of the water, won't all the fish die? So, is the answer - none are left --- ??
2006-10-05 00:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is okay and the riddle is 2 or something.
2006-10-05 00:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 because fish can't drown â¥
oh and joke and oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-10-05 00:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke & Riddle! (Joke may be offensive to Blacks, Whites, & Hispanics)?
Just a question, who is left to not be offended? Just Asians?
2006-10-05 00:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Umm...nice joke? ^^;
and there are still 5 fish in the tank.
2006-10-05 00:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by alucardgabriev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fish don't drown, silly boy!
nice joke, by the way :)
2006-10-05 00:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by scantron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DOES A FISH DROWN???
2006-10-05 00:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by justme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shut up
2006-10-07 00:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by type-R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....nice one....LMAO
answer to riddle: 5
2006-10-05 00:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋