by the way, just kidding....
2006-10-04 17:28:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank you! We needed some humor here.
Now, when your Dogma was barking, did you Muslim?
2006-10-04 17:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I Honestly actually have that as a bumper sticker on my car. My Karma ran over my dogma. BTW Dogma is probably the best Kevin Smith movies ever.
2006-10-05 00:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by lifhapnz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If in a restaurant, I walked up and laid a flower on the table of a beautiful lady that I did not know, the following are possible:
She totally ignored it, not touch, look or in any way acknowledge that it was there. In her real world, I do not and never existed\
She picked it up and crushed it, threw it to the floor and stepped on it, - I am perceived as a real threat to her emotions, Good or bad. Because of a flower, she entertained thoughts, engaged emotions, placed values, and showed emotions. Good or bad, she will spend more time thinking about me.
If she picks up the flower and smiles, nothing else need be said!
2006-10-05 00:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him your cheese just slid off your cracker.
2006-10-05 01:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by dsheppard65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-10-05 00:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by ~Mrs. D~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe both of you should make up a new cliche.
2006-10-05 00:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats cute
2006-10-05 00:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Monique B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killing yourself seems to be the only logical solution to your delema
2006-10-05 00:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
NO JOKING!
THAT DESERVES 100 points!
2006-10-05 00:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must turn his other cheek and build a fence.
2006-10-05 00:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by DEADGONE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋