Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging around the house. He goes into his parents room and finds them having s ex. "What are you doing?" Johnny asks.
"Uh, well, we're dancing." replies his mother.
"What's daddy doing?"
"He's my partner, now run along."
A few nights later, Johnny goes into his sisters room and catches her having s ex with her boyfriend.
"What are you doing?"
"Ummm, dancing."
"What's your boyfriend doing?"
"He's my partner, now get out of here!"
Then Easter came around and Johnny's relatives were at his house. Johnny went into the bathroom and saw his grandfather stoking his shaft.
"What are you doing?" Johnny once again asks.
"Why I'm dancing." said his grandfather.
"Well, where is your partner?"
His grandfather replied, "When you've danced as long as I have, you don't need a partner."
2006-10-04 16:29:13 · 6 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are such a bad girl ! Do I Know you???? LOL
2006-10-04 16:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I guess you can dance without a partner:)
2006-10-04 23:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's Dancing!"
My illusions have been shattered. I'll never look at it the same way again.
2006-10-05 01:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that family really gets along well. That was really funny!
2006-10-05 00:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dancing can be defined as movement to a beat or rythm... so yes it is . the beat and rythm of love... LOL
2006-10-04 23:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by collie_555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...lol...its almost sad.....but its so true
2006-10-04 23:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋