A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother one Sunday. As they passed through the cemetery on the way back to their car, the little girl said, "Mommy? Do they ever bury in the same grave?"
"Oh no, of course not, dear!" the mother replied. "Why on earth would you think that?"
"Well, that one back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
2006-10-04 16:26:32 · 6 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha........a very good joke.........LOL
Here is one lawyer joke for you:
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
2006-10-04 18:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I know it's unusual to think of a lawyer as honest, so many of them are not, but the lawyer is one and the same, an honest man.
2006-10-04 23:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by june clever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. Nevertheless, I've come across many honest lawyers in my business dealings and it's too bad they have to suffer a bad reputation because of other unreputable lawyers.
2006-10-04 23:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by greenwillowtrie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... l like lawyer jokes
2006-10-04 23:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAWYERS are not LIARS. They just hide the TRUTH. Ha ha ha hahaha....
2006-10-04 23:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by junior 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is cute. I like it.
2006-10-05 00:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋