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The Jesus. The same one you thought didn't exist. You'll definitely have to use your imagination, but all I'm asking is what if? How would you feel then?

2006-10-04 16:08:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

I'd tell him that he should've tried harder.

2006-10-04 16:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 3 1

OK, it's not going to happen, but what the heck -- I'll play along.
If jesus came back tomorrow, I'd give him a piece of my mind. If you're real, I'd tell him, how come you told everybody you love them, but then took such poor care of them? Disease, war, killing of innocents -- heck, I take much better care than that of the people that I love, and I'm not an all-powerful god.
And what's with all the evidence that shows there's no god, and that any "divine" role you had was just a myth? If you wanted people to believe in you, why fill the world with so much logical, verifiable, testable evidence that says you don't exist? I mean, are you TRYING to drive people away from you? 'cause if you did create us and give us our brains, then the only logical conclusion one could reach with that brain is that you're make-believe.
Finally, I'd tell him that his plans and tactics stink, that any idiot could have come up with a better way to save all of humanity (not to mention a better design for the human body so we didn't age so poorly, have a bunch of evolutionary leftovers, and be so easily felled by disease)...and given how poorly he'd handled things, I don't think I want any part of his afterlife or kingdom.

:)

2006-10-04 23:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I'd say, "Well, there's my proof." Then we would have an intelligent discussion about what I have accomplished in my life, despite not playing the Jesus game and I will be judged on what kind of person I am.

There is no fear in death.

2006-10-04 23:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 4 0

What if the Pink Champagne Unicorn comes back tomorrow to crush beneath her hooves all who have cut down Her trees or knowingly used a product made from wood without asking Her permission first? How would you feel?

2006-10-04 23:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by February Rain 4 · 3 2

Quran says that there is no jew who will not accept Jesus in the Judgment day....when is too late and not longer useful to repent

2006-10-04 23:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

there are opportunities for people to be saved in the tribulation period but it would be through martyrdom and passed the strong dillusion of the antichrist. Im assuming what you mean by christ returning in the rapture, in that case they would be here at the mercy of the beast. Christ does not just come back and damn people all in the same day ...read through revelations. But I agree it will be quite a shock for the poor unbelievers at the time of the rapture

2006-10-04 23:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Robert K 5 · 2 2

I'd probably feel the same as the billions of other "non-believers"
what would you do if tomorrow you died and found out there was no Jesus?

2006-10-04 23:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Nathan K 3 · 4 2

I would say "Whaaaaaa? You can forgive me five minutes ago but not now? What kinda CRAP is THAT?" Then I'd prolly just shake my head in disbelief and maybe be a little let down at the nerve of it all. Shahida, I'll bet you are very pretty.

2006-10-04 23:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by For sure 4 · 2 2

IF Jesus rose from the dead in the first place, wouldn't he then be a zombie? Isn't that what usually happens when someone dies and comes back from the dead?

2006-10-04 23:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by skunkgrease 5 · 4 1

I'ts NOT going to happen. And if I did see jesus tomorrow I'd get myself straight over to the nut barn and demand to be put on a heavy dose of thorazine!

2006-10-04 23:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

If Jesus comes back tomorrow then he is not to late. remember the old school saying . the TEACHER is never late as class doesn't start until the Teacher arrives.

2006-10-04 23:14:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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