A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ***.
She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt". She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ***. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ***, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.
On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells "WHO THE **** IS BOB?"!
2006-10-04 15:55:04 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought it was funny as hell....i had to think a minute befor i actually got it..but it was good..i havent heard it before...im usin it tomorrow
2006-10-04 16:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a very naughty guy but i likedf your question because you are the only one which i have ever seen typing such a big joke and now i would like to have your email because i want more
jokes fom you.
thanks!
my email is jame9_singh@yahoo.co.in
2006-10-04 16:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's B on each cheek Otherwise it would bbobb
2006-10-04 16:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
but i think she should have gotten a w on each cheek insted
lol
2006-10-04 16:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good thing she didn't have hemmoroids,
it might have spelled 'bab'
thanx for a new link by your new avatar!
2006-10-05 21:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok. reminded me of jennifer lopez though. mmmmm j.lo.
2006-10-04 18:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na
2006-10-04 16:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by lonesomewalks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it. oldie but goodie.
2006-10-04 16:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by jerod_gavel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is definately an oldie **
2006-10-04 15:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ RNRAngel ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you made me read all of that for a stupid joke, thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life
2006-10-04 16:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by buddy14 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋