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...Yes, Jehovah's Witnesses have a sense of humor.

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2006-10-05 02:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1 0

I have to admit this a pretty funny question. Certainly you must of seen Jehovah's witnesses driving up to your house and getting out of there car. Living in the country it would be very hard to do the house to house work by foot. Jehovah's witnesses are just like everyone else. Now I do see Mormons usually walking or riding a bike when they do their ministry.

2006-10-04 15:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by jbirsky995 2 · 3 0

Ha that halarious....thats so funny! Um I drive a car actually look at the kingdom halls...theres cars in the parking lot. HEY! There is a parking lot period and spaces wide enough from cars not bikes. How do we go out inservice? Oh ya with a car. Where did you hear this?

2006-10-04 19:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by hispeach128 2 · 2 0

Of course they are allowed to drive! Occasionally, I have a few elderly folks that drop by that wish to share some scripture. Often, I'll pull out my Book of Mormon and read from it--if they're not in a terrible hurry to get away.

2006-10-04 15:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 2 0

Not at all. We can drive what we want. My hubby has a '72 chevelle with 900 some horse power... He kicks butt in it. That's a silly question. How did you come up with that?

2006-10-04 15:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by TNT 2 · 2 0

When I see six of them pile out of a van getting ready to canvas the area they've just arrived in, I sure hope one of them was driving. - I've never noticed a chauffeur.

2006-10-04 15:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 1 0

They're only allowed to drive pedal cars or ones like the Flintstones have.

2006-10-04 15:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

How do you think we're covering the entire earth with preaching the good news of God's Kingdom.

2006-10-04 15:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We drive cars, and trucks, and vans, and semi's too.

2006-10-04 15:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by feliciadawn7 2 · 3 0

no, they're just not allowed to receive blood in case of accidents or diseases

2006-10-04 15:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by latgal73 3 · 2 1

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