FLO JO--
What did Chris Farley say when meeting FloJo in Heaven?
So you think you were healthier than Me? Well LA DEE FREAKING DA!!!!
PHIL HARTMAN--
What was the last thing Hartman said to his wife?
'Jeez, does someone need a Pamprin or what?!'
What do Kurt Cobain and hockey have in common?
Face-off in the corner.
What were Dahmer's last words to the guy that killed him in the fight?
"I use to eat guys like you for breakfast!"
Why is it a tragedy that John Denver died?
Because he didn't have Barry Manilow with him.
What would Diana be doing if she were alive today?
Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Did you hear Rock Hudson died from botulism?
Bad meat in the can.
What did Rock Hudson say to his leading ladies just before a love scene in a movie?
"Come on, roll over and take it like a man"
LINDA MCCARTNEY--
Now she can be eaten by more than one beatle.
Ron Goldman's last words - hey you're OJ simpson
2006-10-04 14:09:14 · 22 answers · asked by homo.jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best way to deal with pain is humour
2006-10-04 20:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick Rude Jokes
2016-12-11 16:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently there are a lot of stupid people here who don't know how to read a warning. Or they are just so self centered that they think their opinion matters. Either way I hope you haters ski into a tree. Lighten up. Everyone of you is going to die and you won't give a rat's a** what anyone says then.
2006-10-04 14:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i personally thought Ron Goldman's last words were something like, " go deep" or maybe "i hit the hole like the Juice last night." i am so going to hell. that Dahmer one was funny though. i heard the guy that killed believed himself to be Jesus Christ.
2006-10-04 20:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha but I believe Phil Hartman was shot while he was sleeping
2006-10-04 14:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your answers aren't funny they are lame,I guess if they were funny I would laugh but that depends on how funny you are.Oh I forgot ur not funny at all, LAMO.And for the ones who think people are hatin sike,the jokes aren't there,you want somebody to laugh with you not at you.DUHHHHHHHH!
2006-10-04 14:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sister Queen Mama 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do people who are going to be offended by sick jokes bother to read them after your warning, let alone comment???
2006-10-04 14:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That replaced into definately "cheesy" yet solid jokes here is one for you.............. At a community college dance, a guy from usa asked the female from Sweden to bop. jointly as they have been dancing, he supplies her slightly squeeze, and says, "In usa, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." slightly later, he supplies her a %. on the cheek, and says, "In usa, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." in direction of the top of the evening, and various beverages later, he's taking her out on the campus backyard, and proceeds to have intercourse together with her, and says, "In usa, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, yet we many times positioned extra meat in it."
2016-10-15 12:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are a little sick alright, but I guess I was warned.
2006-10-04 16:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They weren't really funny. Regarless of how offending they are or aren't.
2006-10-04 14:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by almostdead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋