Quick Comebacks to Annoying Pick-Up Lines.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2006-10-04 14:07:03 · 15 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Women Only !
2006-10-04 14:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by mommakaye 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So funny! My favorites:
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? (Real men cannot be stupid enough to use that as a pickup line)
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
2006-10-04 21:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man: Would you have sex with me if I paid you a million dollars?
Woman: A million dollars!! Well yes I guess so, for a million.
Man: Would you do me for ten bucks?
Woman: NO WAY! Get out of here. What do you think I am?
Man: We've already established that. All we're doing now is haggling over your price.
2006-10-05 00:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Man: What's your sign?
Woman: Resume speed!
2006-10-04 21:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: Wanna screw?
Woman: Not you!
2006-10-04 21:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I promise to miss you, will you go away???
Person 1: I changed my mind
Person 2: Good, I hope that this one works!
2006-10-04 21:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by HSK's mama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man: Ok so after all these one liners and comebacks…. are you free tonight?
Woman: No.
Man: Then what’s your rate?
Man: Ok so after all these one liners and comebacks…. are you free tonight?
Woman: YES.
Man: And how much do you charge on the other days of the week?
Woman: OK my rate is $5000.
Man: I bet you $5,000 you will say no, if I want you free of cost.
2006-10-04 21:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good ones.
2006-10-04 21:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man: you,re one in a million
woman: so are you,re chances
see women think its funny till i get my lump hammer
2006-10-04 21:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Adam B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones i'll use them next time a guy hits on me
2006-10-04 21:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋