2006-10-04 13:58:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Poor God...... I hate to hear that he is in DNA'ial.
2006-10-11 23:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hardly think that God needs to take a paternity test; he already knows the science and the patterns.
2006-10-04 21:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the quote "We are god's unwanted children" and he's already a deadbeat dad anyway. He doesn't need a paternity test to shirk his responsibility
2006-10-04 21:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can God be tempted? I thought he could only be tempted with cheesecake.
2006-10-12 10:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, God needs to take a hickory switch to some bare butts.
2006-10-04 21:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. ;-)
Well if I were in His shoes, I'd sure be tempted to take one.
2006-10-04 21:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Writer of Truth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now there's a dysfunctional family.
2006-10-04 21:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by drg5609 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is probably kicking himself in the butt for not inventing a vasectomy sooner! lol
2006-10-04 21:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by cstinkerbell6969 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's it matter? Him being an absent father and all...
2006-10-11 00:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!
2006-10-04 21:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋