Two old men sat next to one another on their front porch of their house talking about old times. One old man named 'Bob' looked at the other, named 'Bill', and said 'You know what Bill, it's been a while since we got any, lets head over to the whore house and get us a whore'.
Bill agreed saying its been over 30 years since he had sex. So the two old men headed to the whore house and walked up to the owner and requested a whore each.
The owner, who didnt want to force her girls to sleep with old wrinkly men, decided to just give them blowup dolls figuring the old men wouldnt notice it wasnt a real person.
So she set a blowup doll in each room and told the old men that the women was waiting for them.
The old men went to their rooms and didi their thing, and in the morning they left.
On the way back home Bob asked 'Was there anything funny about those girls last night?'
Bill said 'Nah, but while i was doing her she did keep pretty damn quiet. why what happened with your girl?'
2006-10-04 13:53:43 · 22 answers · asked by ~-GaNjA-SmItH-~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bob replied 'I think she was a witch'
Bill said ' A witch? why u think that?'
Bob said 'Because i was nibbling on her **** and she farted and flew out the window.'
2006-10-04 13:54:33 · update #1
So this old man mistakenly goes into the whorehouse. The madame asks, "would you like some super sex?" The old fart responds, "the soup will be just fine thanks."
2006-10-04 14:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Scott K 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Did you see Boston Legal with the blow up doll? That would have been hysterical on there - too bad they didn't know that joke when they were writing the script!!
2006-10-04 14:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Reminded me of this one:
An old guy walks into a whorehouse, asks the girl "How much do you charge?" "Three hundred dollars." she replies. Shocked, the old guy exclaims "Three hundred dollars!!! You're puttin' me on!"
The hooker says "That'll cost you an extra fifty bucks."
2006-10-04 17:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So
Once there was this Catholic schoolgirl named Mary, and her teacher sister Susan was teaching the class about Adam and Eve. Mary was bored, so she was sleeping in class as usual and behind her sat Billy, who happened to bring a sewing needle to school that day. So sister Susan asked, "What did Eve say after she had her third child?" The Sister looked around the room to see who wasnt paying attention, and saw Mary sleeping so she called on her. To wake her up, Billy jabbed her in the back with the needle. Mary shot up and yelled, "Ahh!!! Sh*t!!!" Sister Susan looked baffled.Then a little later the Sister asked, "What did Eve say after she had her fifth child?" Once again, she saw Mary sleeping, and she called on her. Billy woke her up again with a stab in the back, and Mary yelled at him, "GOD DAMNIT!!!" Sister Susan was shocked and confused, and gave Mary a warning. Then at the end of the lesson, The Sister quizzed, "What did Eve say after she had her tenth child?" Mary recieved a needle prick in the back once again,and she woke up, turned to Billy, and yelled, " If you stick that fu*king thing in me one more time, I swear im going to break it!!!!!!!"
Sister Susan Fainted.
2006-10-04 14:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by iLoveHugs 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wow thats the best joke ive heard in awhile
2006-10-04 14:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by blondebeachbum77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2006-10-05 02:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice one.
2006-10-04 13:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-04 14:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by Shana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-10-04 14:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke.....thanks
2006-10-04 14:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋