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... what can you do when people keep pushing you in the well, you cant swim and your dominant side of the body (write, reach, etc) is rapidly wasting away due to disease and malnutrition? making climbing next to impossible,,, u recognize many faces above as acquaintances, neighbnors, lawyers, and local police and all are laughing and spitting,,,, sometimes late at night a nice lady comes by,, her name is jamie, she has chix wings and pasta if i climb up there,,, shes doesnt like use the rope to lower anything,,, shes strong willed and expects that from anyone lower (less intelligence, wealth, or power),, anyway her charm and beauty get u to climb to top of well,,, usually u accidently knock the food off the ledge into the well with the sewage but u asked her to move it this time so u wouldnt knock it and she accidently knocked it in while trying to help u,, so,, she says sorry and "love ya" but "dont want to get into trouble' ,,,and u jump back in well and enjoy ur meal,,,

2006-10-04 13:41:30 · 10 answers · asked by UrNo1Fan 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

yep

2006-10-04 13:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by yep 2 · 0 2

You wanna do what? Have sex? it really is organic to really opt for to have sex once you're 14. yet even maximum atheists would say it truly is too youthful. in case you extremely have self belief on your faith, do not no longer do it because you're frightened of punishment, abstain because you adore God and prefer to honor the sacrifice Jesus made for you. also i'm curious what you recommend by skill of pot turning your life round. That sounds suspicious. someone your age could no longer be smoking pot. Your mind is coming up a lot and so right now, you do not opt for to debris it up. extremely, pray and ask God and Jesus for help, do not turn to drugs. i'd be praying for you too, that you settle on and get by inspite of subject matters are making you turn to drugs on your life.

2016-11-26 03:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Get back under your rock

2006-10-04 13:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1 0

so help me God, if i ever get out of this well, im gonna ...?


I will go to church every week. Give up ice cream and be extra special nice to everyone even the people I don't like.

2006-10-04 13:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 2

You know the story of my childhood so well were you one of the faces I saw up there, you bastard?

2006-10-04 14:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 0 0

well, so help me god if u ever tell a lame joke like that again i will kill myself.......

2006-10-04 14:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?......Did you forget to take your medicine today?

2006-10-04 13:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 2 0

Aw man, it all sounds pretty sh*tty to me..........

2006-10-04 13:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by reppinca 2 · 1 0

was that supposed to be funny??? LAME-O!

2006-10-04 13:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0 0

wat a good story at least!!!

2006-10-04 14:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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