The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and
because they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," asks the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey replies, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back to the Pope, asking, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns
in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No",
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Holy Father a final time and demands, "Mr. Pope! Are
there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor,
tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"...... "Dopey screwed a penguin!".
2006-10-04 12:53:35 · 9 answers · asked by hoagie13365 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats pretty funny.
2006-10-04 12:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. I got one for you:
The nuns lived right across the street from the bar, one day Sis Mary went outside, all of the sudden a drunk guy comes up and starts beating on her, Screaming, "I GOT YOU NOW BATMAN!!"
I know it's kinda lame, but it reminded me of yours.
2006-10-04 22:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Piper 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One problem with this....Dopey doesn't speak...at all.
2006-10-04 19:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-04 20:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Digit 4156 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a question?
2006-10-04 19:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by Chrissypoo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.. that's funny
2006-10-04 20:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by ina-chan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-04 20:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!
2006-10-04 20:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-04 20:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pandora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋