Did he have your permission? Could you show the police on a doll exactly where he touched you? Sometimes when a messiah touches your privates it is not appropriate. I am thinking getting enough complaints together for a class action suit - would you be interested?
2006-10-04 12:37:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But they said at church it's okay because jesus loves me and I love jesus and butt sex should only be done with someone that you love--they said I was filled with the holy spirit--which is white and stringy--and they told me not to tell because no one would believe--and we're all supposed to believe--that is what we do
p.s. I reported lauren for "not a question or an answer"
2006-10-04 13:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-10-04 19:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thing is, the way many Christians describe their relationship with Christ, you'd expect there to be some "bad touches."
2006-10-04 19:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone who used to date God. He kept saying that after they broke up God kept tryin to take him back. So he finally called the police and had God arrested for stalking him.
2006-10-04 19:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by summexicandude06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-04 19:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was. He said, "Tag, you're it."
2006-10-04 19:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
REPORTED YA! Godbless you
2006-10-04 19:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren D 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE!!! WHATS THE MATTA WITH YA!!!
2006-10-04 19:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU,you make me sick
2006-10-05 03:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
Good one!
2006-10-04 19:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋