You are so NOT alone. My daughter thinks its a blast to lick people. She likes to pretend she is a dog. She likes to sit with the adults and visit. She sings into anything long and skinny like a microphone. The songs are nonsense and LOUD. She is 4. My son loves to wear my daughters play shoes around the house. We're buying him cowboy boots for christmas. He likes to play "horsey" - my hubby or I are the horse and he is the rider. He likes to eat his fingers. He also performs in front of the fireplace in the living room. He will be 3 the day after thanksgiving.
See, you aren't alone. Just learn to appreciate all the little things, because all the little things dissappear and change. What may happen today may not ever happen again. I think that's why places like Best Buy sell more cameras and video recorders to parents. Time just flies that fast.
2006-10-05 07:20:24
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answered by mama_steph_g 1
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No, but I have a dent in my wall where I periodically slam my forehead into it trying to remember why I had children - lol
My son (now 23) sat on the sofa with us one night (when he was about 3 years old) while we were watching TV. He started laughing... not really because of something on TV. I looked at him. He had pulled down the front of his pajama pants and was performing some little muscular maneuver and saying "Look! My penis is dancing!" and then he'd bust out laughing all over again.
My other son (now 19) bashed his face on the floor of a restaurant once (age 4) trying to show us his "Special Talent" which was imitating a marshmallow. He was in hot chocolate... and melting... and crouching lower and lower to the floor... you guessed it... lost his balance and almost lost two teeth. Lesson learned? Never allow your child to imitate a marshmallow on a tile floor in a public place.
Parenting is full of little lessons like that - lol
Those two kids now? Well... they're still a little weird, but doing well and have even been able to attend college :)
Wait until you tell them to go pee before a car trip and they insist that they don't have to... over and over again... and when YOU insist that they "just try anyway" and they do? I was told that was "magic." For my daughter, magic was me knowing when the traffic light would change. She's 20 now and still thinks it's magic that I know which guys are rot and which are keepers - lol
Take the licks while you can get them, Dad. When they're teenagers, you won't be able to get them out of their room :)
2006-10-04 12:26:47
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answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6
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I've got 3 marks from tonight. (2 kids and a husband) My 2 yr old poured his milk on the table during dinner and licked it up like a dog. His 3 yr old sister poured her juice over his head to see what he would do. My hubby thought it was funny-until I made him clean the mess.
2006-10-04 17:35:44
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answered by heaven help me 3
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Thank god I am not the only one. My dogs lick my feet all of the time so one day my 3 year old looked at my feet and then started licking it. It was so funny. Kids are so funny!
2006-10-04 14:26:09
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answered by TRUE PATRIOT 6
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It is great being a parent. I have a 2 year old and 1 year old and it is great to watch them.
Everyone story I can relate too because I am going thru it with my 2 boys.
LOL
2006-10-04 15:42:39
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answered by tmweber 4
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definite, my brother tried to scare me as I got here out of the lavatory and my reflex action develop into to slap him confusing in the course of the face... he were given a huge wonder from that and a mark. He not in any respect did it to me again.
2016-12-04 06:51:19
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answered by mallie 4
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I have a red mark on my forehead in the shape of my hand from slapping it because I am weird.
I've been licking my own arm.
2006-10-04 12:15:54
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answered by Kokopelli 7
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Everything about this is weird. Your question and your kids... I'd expect it to get a lot weirder before it starts to make sense.
2006-10-04 12:16:43
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answered by Oklahoman 6
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Ummmm No. But I have a cat who just licked her butt and walked away.
2006-10-04 12:16:47
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answered by j.tech_77 3
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You just got to love kids they act just like their parents.
2006-10-04 19:06:15
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answered by Janet lw 6
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