Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough
to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer
Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?,"
questioned the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'"
Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such
bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
2006-10-04 12:09:44 · 13 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really funny! Thanks, after a long day at the office I needed the laugh.
2006-10-04 12:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.. omg.. thats great.. i prob would have said im fine too.. glad that my favorite mule bessie was ok now!
2006-10-04 19:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dulceata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, he better fell fine or end up like Bessie.
2006-10-04 20:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great story!
2006-10-04 19:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... thats funny. i had to recover from the laughing for a second. i couldnt type
2006-10-04 19:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say im fine too
2006-10-04 19:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by Susan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good...thx for the laugh.
2006-10-04 21:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by vernise2679 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need that joke, you cheer me up. Thank you
2006-10-04 19:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-10-05 09:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how rude!!!!!! that was really mean! and i would not have said im fine i would have said DO U HONESTLY THINK IM FINE U JUST KILLED ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS YOU DUMB PERSON I HATE U!!!!
2006-10-04 19:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋