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I'm writing a book on pick-up lines. What works or what doesn't?

2006-10-04 12:03:39 · 19 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

19 answers

"i can see myself in your pants"

so i told him he can borrow them sometime and suggested that he might want to come out of the closet if he likes girl pants so much and i gave him the number of my gay friend


lol i know what he really meant but it was just to fun to play dumb lol

2006-10-04 12:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by carmelfude2003 4 · 0 0

1.Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
2. Did it hurt when you fell out of the sky/fell out of Heaven?
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Can I borrow your cellphone to call 911, because you are setting this place on fire!
5. Congratulations, you've been elected Luckiest Girl Ever! Your prize is a night with me!
6. Are my undies showing? (no...) Do you want them to?
7. Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
8. I'm a theif and I'm here to steal your heart.

2006-10-04 19:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Shrinkydinks 2 · 1 0

What did the battery say to the potato chip?

I'm Eveready if you're fritolay!

2006-10-04 19:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by chilean_sea_ass 2 · 0 0

Your dad must be a thief because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.

2006-10-04 19:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by babieshay27 3 · 0 0

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

2006-10-04 19:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

walk up behind the grl and look at her shirt tag. then say thats what i thought, made in heaven

2006-10-04 19:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 2 · 0 0

lol..cool.
-Girl, you must me realy tired cuz you've been running through my mind ALL day!
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

2006-10-04 19:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you have any indian in you. Do you want some. No it didnt work but i did laugh.

2006-10-04 19:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is that shirt felt?
Want it to be?

Got any Italian in you (or whatever ethnic yu are)?
Want some?

2006-10-04 19:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Guy: " I have your ticket to the Island"
Girl: "...er..., what Island?"
Guy: "Comoniwanalaya..."

He was a Pilot...He crashed and burned...

2006-10-04 19:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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