Now I lay me down to sleep... funny prayer/poem?

Question

I am looking for a variation of the prayer, “Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep.” I would like it to be from a kid or teenager’s point of view. It could be about not wanting to go to school the next day, not finishing homework, friends, or just about anything. Can anyone out there help me? Thanks!

Answer 1

The Study Prayer

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I don't go nutty,
And if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I do not flunk,
And if I die, don't bury me at all,
Just lay my bones in the study hall,
And pile my books upon my chest,
And tell my proffs I did my best,
So now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I pass tomorrow's test,
And if I die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.

by Denise Figueroa
Northeastrn University, School of Law

Answer 2

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
if I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.

OR

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
Guard me while I sleep tonight,
And wake me safe at dawn's first light.

Answer 3

Now I lay me down in bed
I pray they find my teacher dead
Before I awaken from my rest
So I can miss her science test.

How about that one? I just wrote it.

Answer 4

The movie that made Boogie and Bacall fall in love..Watch it , I mean watch for BIG SLEEP,Dark Passage or To have or Have not.Be stirred by sultry scenes of romance from those classic and if you want to be more romantic than watch city angel ( Maggie)

Answer 5

Now I lay me down to sleep
I sit in bed and here I weep
I wish that he would love me back
but now it's beauty that I lack

Answer 6

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Lord let there be a blizzard tomarrow,
and if there is,
let me make a snow fort that's hollow.
Amen.

Srry it stinks idk thanks for 2 points though!

Answer 7

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nah, just relaxing