For example:
madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons
slicker than come on a Q-Ball
tighter than 2 coats of paint
rougher than a stuco bathtub
2006-10-04 10:27:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hotter than a small town Marshall's pistol.
2006-10-04 10:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by imnotbtami 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"One War at a Time"
- Abraham Lincoln said this because Britain was threatening the North to help the South.
(The British ship was seized by Union Ships)
2006-10-04 10:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by IHaveQuestions 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
If you pull a tiger's tail, you'd better have a plan for his teeth.
2006-10-04 12:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by pacerslover31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several
1. stuck on stupid
2. poor excuse beats no excuse
3. it is all about you, well you , you, ****you
4. if i tell you a pis* ant can pull a frieght train hook that sucker up
5. a day in my company is like a full college education, and I want my tuition.
2006-10-04 10:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dy-no-mite!
2006-10-04 13:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
I don't say it myself, but it's in the song Poison and I think it's hilarious.
2006-10-04 10:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. ' ASmile means more when you share it .
2. share your love with every smile you give.
3. you have time for what's important to you.
2006-10-04 10:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you u cant hang with the big dogs stay on the porch pooch.
2006-10-04 10:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining!!
And #2 favorite
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
2006-10-04 10:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by sisinlovewithyou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wetter than New Orleans in a hurricane
2006-10-04 10:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine is the kinds that Mr. Larson says. Its so funny. (Mr. Larson is a teacher from the television show, Danny Phantom). He says book titles when he's suprised. ^_^
2006-10-04 10:32:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋