My girlfriend got pregnant, but I dont know how she did. We slept together many times, but never had sex. I think the green sky producing those small balls of ice got her pregnant. I have been led to believe that the ice balls are actually alien sperm. This makes total sense because aliens are green, and the sky was green when the ice, or alien sperm, fell from it.
I have read things that even if a small alien ball of semen comes into contact with an earth female, she will become impregnated.
She has been pregnant for 17 months now. The doctors said they cant induce labor because it will kill my girlfriend. I dont get why she is 17 months pregnant when the normal pregnancy lasts 12 months.
This baffled the doctors, and they cant figure out whats going on. They said the baby doesnt even look developed fully yet. They showed me the ultrasound pictures, and the baby has 12 legs and 4 eyes. To me, it sounds like he/she is overdeveloped. What's going on!!!!?!?! Im freaking out here!
2006-10-04 09:59:30 · 21 answers · asked by ADX 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
oh man, you live in michigan don't you? i have a baby cerebus, and i'm assuming that it came in your gf's house some night and induced her to sleep with his powerful venom. after that i assume he raped here. it sounds like this happened because so far he has devolped 4 eyes and 12 legs AND he did escape for a week around 17 months ago. I am really sorry for this and you are going to have to get an abortion for her, as the fetus will devlop about another 2 months and then kill her by eating its way out of her stomach. if you can't afford the abortion i can help you with some financial aide as this was partly my fault, contact me at (313)946-6208. again, i'm really sorry about this.
2006-10-04 10:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually the normal pregnancy is 10 months not 9 or 12. 40 weeks = 10 months.
2006-10-04 10:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by someoneoutthere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 12:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds normal to me. Whats the problem?
When it does come out just take the alien father to court and collect on child support.
You have never had sex with your girlfriend??? Puss. Grow some balls and make a move.
No wonder why she cheats on you with alien ice balls.
2006-10-04 10:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by nickkap1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to my neighbor actually. They had to eventually spaghetti the baby out of her nose and then put it together like a puzzle. The amazing thing was, after they did that, the baby was a normal, healthy baby....don't worry. You should go see a specialist in alien pregnancy - you can find a good one online. Hope that helps! Good luck!
2006-10-04 10:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle10477 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she a Rhinoceros? I think they have a 2 year pregnancy. Go check and see if she is a Giraffe while yer at it.
2006-10-04 10:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know, right? I HATE when that happens! My GF wears tinfoil hats now, and has not had any alien pregnancies since then.
2006-10-04 10:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by babytaxman 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2006-10-04 10:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like someone has watched too many X-Files or Twilight Zone episodes.....
2006-10-04 10:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW THAT IS MESSED ^ IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE BE SLEEPIN WIT ANOTHER GUY AND 17 MONTHS OR 17 WEEKS AND A PREGNANCY LASTS 9 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-04 10:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋