I remember hearing a limmerick with this line the second to last. The last being the punch line, of course.
Does this ring a bell with anybody, or is it just my imagination?
2006-10-04 09:33:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It wasn't the man from Nantucket one.
Why would I want to remember a limmerick about a guy sucking himself?
The one I can't recall was about a gal.
2006-10-04 09:41:30 · update #1
There once was a hobbit from Bree
Who sat on Celebsul's knee
She said with a grin
as she wiped off her chin,
OK then, who's next after me!!!
2006-10-04 13:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sharon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from nantucket,with a dick so long he could suck it,he said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin,if my ear were a P***Y id fu*k it.
2006-10-04 09:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a c unt I could f uck it!
2006-10-04 09:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an old man from nantucket
Whose !@%# was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my nose was a ^%*&&% I could #^$^% it!!
2006-10-04 09:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gave me a cat that can hiss
Started with a lick and a kiss
As she said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin
You know its got to get better than this
Stuffing my bones in a box
Spanking's and changing the locks
As she said with a smile
I'll simply drive you senile
I'll make you wear my pink frilly socks
Submission, submit, submit, submission
Stick your needle in my eye
You croon to me a lullaby
Its a familiar tune
I must of sang it to you
Now I'm rotting and waiting to die
Feeling a little bit queer
Your raping was a bit insincere
Your DC. grown
You got a farm of your own
And you branded me like one of your steer's
Stuffing my bones in a box,
Spanking's and changing the locks
Feeling a little bit queer
Your raping was a bit insincere
As she said with a grin, As she wiped off her chin
She said welcome to my world of submission
Yes my world of submission
2006-10-04 09:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I never heard of this limerick before, but its a good one! ^_^
2006-10-04 09:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW @ timberwulf's poem!! Is that all from memory? I've never heard that but now I'm going to steal it and put it in my http://notepad.yahoo.com now :o) Thanks!
2006-10-04 09:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Peter in La Jolla San Diego CA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I like how it tastes can you put some in" PRETTY GROSE HUGH! That is really it!
2006-10-04 09:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
feed memoreofyour sperm again
2006-10-04 10:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by Daawedge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋