during the game they are discussing how they managed to get away from their wives for the day. 1st guy says," you have no idea how hard it was for me to come golfing today, i had to promise the wife i'd decorate the house next weekend." 2nd guy says, " thats nothing. i had to promise mine i'd get a swimming pool put into the back garden. They continue to play the next hole when they realise that the 3rd guy has said nothing so the 1st guy says to him," you're quiet today, what did you have to do to get away with playing golf?" 3rd guy says," i just did what i normally do, set my alarm for 5.30 am, when it goes off i wake the wife and say golf course or intercourse? , and she says wear your sweater.
2006-10-04 08:48:08 · 11 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GGGRREEAATTTT joookee....i just copied it and sent it to my BF!!!
for the record: I choose the other option anyday!
2006-10-04 14:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
I came home from work today and said to the wife "Here's some aspirin."
"But I haven't got a headache." She protested.
"Upstairs!" I ordered.
2006-10-04 15:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh lands sake. Isn't married life great...This is a great joke. I loved it. Thanks for the laugh. I was wondering why the third guy hadn't said anything. Oh my gosh what a life...tee hee
2006-10-04 15:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I'd tell my hubby the exact same thing if he woke me up at that hour for sex.
2006-10-05 00:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt of kicked him out of bed!! lol x
2006-10-04 16:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess she wants him to be warm. That's nice. But I don't really get it.
2006-10-04 16:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
gotta loved married life.... that's why i'm divorced!
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2006-10-04 15:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-04 16:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by befuddled 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol......I know the feeling...lol
2006-10-04 15:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by Rhenos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe.... that's great
2006-10-04 17:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by sighspy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋