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What if the donkey wants a new master. Does God ever consider that one? Why or why not?

2006-10-04 08:43:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

I think that all depends on what end of the donkey you want. LOL
CT

2006-10-04 08:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need to worry about yourself, and let God take care of the donkey.

2006-10-04 16:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by J-me 2 · 0 0

There is no way of ascertianing the wishes of the donkey. If yu want to ascertain the wishes of the donnkey ask the owners's concerned to oblige if he can and is willing . you have yourself admitted the donkey to be that of your's neighbour . None of the ten commandments require you to aspire for another man's proerty. If you were to interpret any commandment in yur way and if you surely accept and stick to your own interpretation , i can aspir for some thing form your family - may be some human being itself . I do not specify as i do not want to hurt .Such interpretation of scriptures hld to bre divine s=by some body shall be avoided . the ten command ments are such that any human beings irrespective of his religus belief would admire and appreciate . is it not ? i do not want any thing form yu as yo might fine it inconvenient and difficult to give me that .

2006-10-04 15:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by diamond r 2 · 0 0

This reminds me of joke had I to make up when I was working at a restaurant.

One of the chefs-who was married and a christian, who liked to spread the word-was always asking me out. Everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times, this married, Christian man would try to get me to go out with him. (fyi-sexual harrasment laws cannot penetrate restaurant kitchens.)
One day in the kitchen, he was going on and on about the bible...He says, "Lisa have you read the bible and do you know about the 10 commandments."
I had to say yes: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors A*S*S*!"
Everybody heard and laughed so that was the last time I had to shut him up.

2006-10-04 16:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by limendoz 5 · 0 0

Don't. The donkey does not want it.

2006-10-04 15:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0 1

Well Im sure if the donkey is truly unhappy and prays, he will be forgiven

2006-10-04 15:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by nicole 6 · 0 1

Reject the donkey's advances.

2006-10-04 15:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by kingstubborn 6 · 0 0

According to the ten commandments you are to avoid damaging your neighbor.

2006-10-04 15:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well in time the comands were writen it mad sense but basicaly its about greed to covert is to desire some thing not yours that is the sin. if the donky wonts you you must still retern him when you have finished with him

I think this should be in the joke section I can not syop laighing its so funny you and the donky

2006-10-04 15:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sam's 6 · 0 0

Whynotaskdonkey?

2006-10-04 15:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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