It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him.
2. F*ck him.
3. Shut the f*ck up.
And women say that men are complex?
2006-10-04 08:25:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I say all these things as a married man. girls I know what it takes, We guys are simple.
2006-10-04 08:38:48 · update #1
hahahaha..... My husband would love to see this.... hahahah...
2006-10-04 08:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truth hurts
2006-10-04 15:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by fancey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be a very intelligent man. I'm sure you will make someone a very good pet , I mean husband oneday. Just kidding.
2006-10-04 15:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
for the most part that is true but for me the only thing I need is to be loved and understood by my man. we share everything and honor each other space when we need it.
for some men all you need to do is respect the wonan in your life and listen to how she feels.
honestly is always the best policy.
2006-10-04 15:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Boy, you've got that right! Especially for the men!!!
2006-10-04 15:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. a master....my a-s-s...no one is master of anyone else in a relationship...that's bs...and isn't this kinda stereotyping men also? i mean for a man to admit that he doesn't even process anything except for food,sex, and silence....i would hate that if i were a man
2006-10-04 15:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i think you missed a few things .. nah i'm just kidding,, i actually found this humerous.. congrats you made me laugh
2006-10-04 15:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by gardener24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speak for yourself buddy..
2006-10-04 15:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Love Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not too much to ask for.
2006-10-04 15:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot gardener!!!!! If he wont garden he is out!!!!! Very cute though!
2006-10-04 16:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly - is there some part of this you don't understand? LOL
2006-10-04 15:28:20 · answer #11 · answered by raiden 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋