What's in the Bag???

Question

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>A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic
garbage
>bags with her, one in each hand.
>There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill
is
>flying out of it onto the pavement.
>Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling
>out of that bag."
>Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can
>still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast now,"

>says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
>
>"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the
>parking lot of Lambeau Field.
>Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and

>right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with
a
>big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy
through
>the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
>
>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's
>in the other bag?"
>"Well", says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."

Answer 1

Love it!!!

Answer 2

LOL. That's one tough Mo-Mo!! LOL. LOL.

I love this Joke. Thank you for the laugh.

Have a great day!

Answer 3

loved the joke the first time I read it but this is the second or third time it's bin posted!

Answer 4

a loado of willies!!! hehe i like thae joke

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Very amusing.

Answer 7

OMG!!!!! LMAO!!!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaha!!! TY, for cheering me up!!!

Answer 8

good one

Answer 9

Ouch and funny :)

Answer 10

lmao