When it's Dripping Wet....What are some things you do?
There was a couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the
husband had put on his bedlamp to read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached
over to his wife and started fondling with her between the legs. He did this only for a
very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and
asked, "What are doing taking all your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I thought it was foreplay for
something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh!", he exclaimed, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"
2006-10-04 07:50:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the funniest thing I have heard in a looooooooooooonnnnnngggggg time!!!! I never saw it cumming!
2006-10-04 09:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good idea.It makes the pages stick together.
2006-10-04 07:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Discharge ewwwww.
2006-10-04 07:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love jokes like this one! Got some more????? Send em to me! lil_vocalist@yahoo.com
2006-10-04 09:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-04 08:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by fancey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny!
2006-10-04 16:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..this is hillarious!! im going to have to tell this 2 my friends.
...sierra
2006-10-04 07:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by ..::Sierra::.. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this on aarons jokes'
2006-10-04 07:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great! keep them coming!
2006-10-04 07:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny....
2006-10-04 08:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋