I think women would enjoy showing a man of my extreme charm and obvious intelligence that if I allowed them into my life they could clean like no ones business..I find it very attractive to watch women clean while I watch football, I think there is a primal need for women to clean a mans house on a first date..It's like men like to show women we can protect them, they like to show us they know how to use a vacuum and an iron..I'm sure if we run out of beer she would be extremely happy to walk to the beer store in the rain /snow /wind to show how much she appreciates the way I allow her to express her primal needs...Of course it's the first date so I would allow her to pick up a pizza on her beer travel also..and I might even chip in of half...I think she will be extremely happy with our first date and will be sending me flowers and tickets to the game to my office the next day..After I allow her to kiss me goodnight, is it ok to tell her to take the bus home ? or should I get a taxi ?
2006-10-04 07:46:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well since we're talking about your mother...send her asss home on the bus dude.
2006-10-04 07:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was cute. I can totally get a visual of what you must look like, how many dates you get, and what little attention you must get from your home surroundings. It looks as if you are bored and looking for some type of attention. I can picture you reading this response right now. . . go ahead laugh. . . It's what you wanted to do. Oh. . . and I almost forgot. . . "you are such a jerk! that's not what women were placed on this earth for. We are not the servants of men. . . " Am I on the right track in regards to what you want to hear? Okay good, "you selfish son of a you know what!!!!! I would never clean a house on a first date or buy him pizza. When I go out I expect a man to provide the meal. Just like you look for a woman that can clean, I look for a man the can financial support and protect me from all evils!!!!" Now I hope you enjoyed this little chat. I too was a bit bored until I came across this little question. Thanks for the entertainment.
2006-10-04 07:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so funny!!
Did you just wake up from a real pleasant nap?? Must have been some good dreaming going on! hahaha
Yeah, you go ahead honey, and have her clean on your "first date". You go ahead and hell, not a taxi or bus............make her walk home! haha
I can only bet though, that you won't be getting a second date!!
2006-10-04 07:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by peggin_beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 12:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were your date, I would leave before the date even started. Get real man. Your wife is not going to be your slave. If that is what you are planning, then you best inform all future dates before they become serious and break their heart.
2006-10-04 07:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by Horse Lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a real ***! Go get a life.....you should get lots of angry email replies for this one...guess that's what you wanted....are you that bored? Why dont you leave yahoo answers for serious people....I am not without sense of humour...but you sound like a total jerk....you will realise that one day...probably when its too late.
2006-10-04 07:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lynne B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a man, buy her a bus pass
2006-10-04 07:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sarcasm meter is working overtime, let it cool off
2006-10-04 08:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by slashfinn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmh. Picture yourself being the date, and her being you and think what you would like to be done unto you.
2006-10-04 07:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by stemo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg its a date... take some effort and pay for her... it doesnt have to be too fancy, but some effort would be nice
2006-10-04 07:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋